I, Computer

I decided to go to bed early last night, so I fell asleep watching a movie around 11… But then I woke up at midnight and laid there until 1.5. But anyway, whilst I was laying there, something occurred to me:

Wouldn’t it be very cool if we had computers for brains? The advantages would include (I want to continue to add to this, so leave comments):

• Log Conversations
  
• Away Messages (a little yellow tag hanging above your head)
  
• Blocking People
  
• Deleting Files/Memories
  
• Photoshopping (changing the color of shirt/eyes, adding/removing people)
  
• Spell & Grammar Check
  
• Omniscience (via direct connection to Google
  
• Upgrades (hardware - better body, software - more skills, firmware – more sanity)
  
• Networking
  
• Ctrl + Alt + Delete

And last, but most… one word:

• Teraflops

Though it occrus to me that it would suck if we we're running windows, what with the instability and DRM.